I want to announce my candidacy for president of the United States of America. I know the field is already large, but I don't want to be the last. I'm not taking money from any large corporations, just big contributions from people like you. I'll set up an account and let you know how to contribute soon. But yea. . . I'm running. I'm the people's candidate.
I'm a bit concerned about my checkered past, but I've decided just to own it. Like everyone else--I've evolved. Besides, I think I'll have the religious vote 'cause God loves a sinner.
I'm fluid on moral issues. My campaign slogan will be "Whatever." That should get me the millennial vote.
There is much to be done. I'll keep you updated. For now, just send your pledges. It's time to make America again.
ReplyDeleteI like it "Whatever" - at least when I'm stoned and sitting in the sun on a lovely andirondak (yellow) made of recycled something that I bought an estate sale for $150 and they sell new for in the $600's. Or something ridiculous. With a glass of wine - looking out of my Chinese Scholar stone - also purchased at an estate sale. Some flowering PGM and Solomon Seal ... sweatshirt sunshine. I'm a fucking douche but it's all true only all around the perimeter is Life. But it's good to forget about that on a glorious day off.
It was Thursdays with the Boys.
I always stop at the Salvation Army - last three week I have scored. Today I got a vintage what I believe to be Balinese rosewood carved Barong mask. Oh it is truly a thing of beauty. signed with dots " S a M I" . It was late in the day - but the lady said they had JUST put it out - it was resting in one of their little glass curio cabinets that no one has anymore -
I would like a nice vitrine.
Anyway. Dinner with Mom - she's feeling better and made a delicious lasagna.
Write back soon - "Whatever" covers pretty much on my questions on where you stand. Thanks.
Nice--but where's the pledge? I can't run this campaign on air. Quit spending your money and give it to me. I mean "the campaign."
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