Thursday, May 28, 2020

Delay, Distract, Deny



News show hosts now are often attorneys.  Chris Cuomo, for instance, was a prosecutor; Ari Melber was an attorney for the defense.  This is often evident in their interviewing styles.  They don't let their guests stray far in answering questions.

I enjoy that.

Last night, Melber laid out the best argument against Trump's handling of the Corona crisis yet.  He called the piece, "The Cassandra Effect."  As I watched it last night, I wanted to call each of you to tell you to turn it on.  Luckily, we live in the future, so I can simply post the segment here.  Watch it.  Watch it all.  It is long.  It will take awhile.  But it is good.  It is really good.


The only thing we have to distract us from Trump and the virus is white men killing black men, and of course that crazy Nancy in Central Park.  It has inspired riots and looting, two of the best ways to draw attention to your cause.  There is nothing like running out of a department store with a t.v. to bring notice to injustice.

Before you get pissed off at me, I am just trying to point out the absurdity of human behavior.  A close friend of mine called last night. We talked for about half an hour.  He is African and an American.  He had some issues he wanted to talk through.  Crazy times, I said.  We talked about institutional racism, something I said was finished when Obama got elected.  My black friends said I was crazy.  I was hopeful.  They were right.  Last night, I said I didn't like white people, most of them.  But I don't like most black people or brown people, either.  I have some friends, and I like them, but for the most part, people are just horrible.  Hell, I'm horrible, I said.  "Yes," he said, "I know you, man."

I'm not saying I wouldn't run out of Target with a big screen t.v.  I'm saying it doesn't help anything.  I'm not saying I wouldn't like to smash police cars.  I'm saying it only inflames the argument.  "Fucking anarchists!" they say.  "They are a threat to everything we stand for and believe."

But anger is anger on both sides of an argument.  Lines are drawn and you are asked to stand on one side or the other.  Sometimes it is distasteful.

But I will vote for Biden anyway, if I must.

In many ways, isolation has been a respite.  Things are spinning out of control in Biblical proportions.  2020 seems to be Trump's trademark year.  The virus will be compounded by droughts and floods and hurricanes.  The ice is melting.  Killer hornets and now, for fuck's sake, locusts.

And the Dow rises to record heights. I can't figure anything out.

And yet, in spite of all this, we live personally.  I mean at a personal level.  It takes precedent.  Our own inconvenience and suffering takes center stage no matter.  Mine does, anyway.  I don't feel good about it, but it does.



Q is flummoxed by my use of the phrase "matchbox critic."  I like the phrase, but it is the wrong one. I meant "matchbook critic."  It occurs to me that there are no matchbooks any longer.  They were ubiquitous when I was a kid.  We were always told not to play with matches, that we could burn the house down.  Matchbooks were free.  They were a way of advertising.  You never really thought about them.  You just picked them up on your way out of the store or restaurant.  They were always lying around.  And if you smoked, as it seemed most people did, you always had some in your pocket.  If you were someone who wrote things down, sometimes you would resort to the inside of a matchbook to make your notes.  They had to be in shorthand.  They had to be brief.  That was my reference.  Q's movie reviews are brief.  Notes taken on the inside of a matchbook cover.

That is something that disappeared without notice.  I think.  I will be on the lookout for a book of them now wherever I go.


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  1. I introduced my Ma to Ari. He is her main Man. She doesn't watch anyone else ( a bit of Morning Joe but she gets too upset and turns it off). But ARI? He's always allowed on. I've been impressed with him since the beginning. But he's on a Fake News Channel. So.

    Somewhere. I have a matchbook with a note written in Bic pen - penned late at a bar - more than 25 years ago. I will have to try to find it. I was at show down the shore in Jersey. The message was original and funny - hence my keeping it obvs.

    When I did house sales - big cocktail glasses full of match boxes and books - the giant novelty kind of glass - used to always be found in the gentlemen's den/office. I used to buy them all. I have a basket or so full left - giving them away and/or using many books and boxes of them over the years. I have a large book in the shape of the letter "L" on my bookcase. Also picked them up all over Africa.

    I like vintage swizzle sticks too. In the shape of lobsters or mermaids or ships wheels. or cows from the steakhouses. I got a bunch of those in a glass on the bar cart.

    I really need to purge.

    But I do like my quirky collections unfortunately. But I need to purge.

    Well. It was a V. High Tree Pollen Day today. I finished and mailed Q's Time of Corona Box. Walked the dogs - only to come home feeling pretty awful. I mean it is just falling down in big clumps.

    I am getting close to having the office - well almost done. I can sit at my desk at least - over 10 years of client files are now packed in totes by date. I tried not to get too bogged down reading the shit I sold for them - I only re-looked if they were the most interesting people. There have been many. Indeed.

    Then my buddy Brandon texted from NJ and said: "hello! would love to actually chat with you. you know, old school like. i want to hear your voice"

    So we had a call. I was reminded how much I like his voice and how he makes me laugh. Still 30 plus years later. God did I laugh. He would barely start one of his stories and I was laughing. It was nice.

    Just a Cobb salad for dinner tonight with a Health-Ade Kombucha in Pomegranate as my beverage. I think a bubble tub tonight - take a book in and soak - get the crud off.

    That's the report from here - on my little New England peninsula. x

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    1. It is crazy how the old world disappeared without notice.

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