Fortunately for Mr. Sodomite (link), he no longer lives in my state where his wicked and unnatural acts are deemed illegal. Here in the sunny south, we know what is moral and what is not. And while the Supreme Court ruling in 2003 invalidated all our sodomy laws, we still ban unnatural acts, crimes against nature, and other lewd and lascivious conduct. Sodomy, legally defined in Q's state is "sexual contact between one person’s penis and another person’s anus. Sodomy occurs if an individual’s penis sexually contacts someone else’s anus, no matter how slight of contact" (source).
Oh, brother. How slight, indeed.
But this all stems from a childhood experience Q related to me in one of his drunken stupors many years ago. Once, while walking in the park with his father, they came upon two dogs fucking. Q, of course, being young, was anxious.
"What is he doing to her, father?" he asked.
His father, he said, pondered for a bit, and then told him some of the facts of life.
"And so," he summed up, "that is how they make puppies."
A few days later, Q stumbled into his parents bedroom having been awakened by a disturbing dream. Unfortunately, Q found his parents locked in flagrant coitus. Q said he stood there, stunned, as his parents quickly moved to cover up. Jaw dropped, eyes a popping, Q asked in fear and confusion, "What are you doing to mom?!"
"Well," replied his father, "you remember the two dogs we saw in the park?"
Oh, Q remembered, and suddenly his mood had shifted. In excitement and delight, he cried out, "Please, turn her over father! I want a puppy!!!!"
You've seen all the pictures Q posts of dogs, right? He keeps trying.
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So I made this cocktail tonight. It is sweet - and only one or 2 but it is a true delight:
https://www.freshoffthegrid.com/canchanchara-cocktail/
Oh my it is delicious. Well I think. I used that local honey. Of course. Please.
Sigh. Okay.
So my kid spent the night in South Jersey at a friend's house - his g-fried, their dog and two cats. They went back to West Philly today. Aside from a few gun shots, a looted store or two nearby and a burning dumpster, they are fine. I don't want to talk about any of it. I just want to be a good person - be kind and come out when Everyone believes a program like the W.P.A. II is a worthwhile opportunity for all. And I'd love to sniff Obama fumes.
It's is quite masterful. Well done. I have to go read Mr. Q - cause he can be mighty as well.
I envy the drink.
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