The Big Government Giveaway has begun. I found out yesterday that even my non-tax paying drug dealer cousin's children will get big checks. How do they figure this out? How do they know to give you money when you are not on the tax rolls? Nobody in my neighborhood is getting a check except the trust fund welfare recipients across the street who are rich but show no income. I don't know that for a fact, but I am pretty sure. I'm not going to query them on it, though.
Studies in California show that people are remaining on the unemployment dole rather than taking jobs now that there is extra money thrown in. The unemployed are getting the double bonus.
The best incomes are the unreported incomes, obviously.
Why am I crying? I'm paying big for the retirement benefits I got when I left the factory. I'm sending big checks to the U.S. Treasury on top of what they are taking from me monthly. My relatives, however. . . .
Do not comment on the Massage Parlor shootings. Trust me on this. I tried. There is no happy ending to any version of this story.
ReplyDeleteAh, fuck it. I will weigh in on the outrage. Why is there no outrage directed at the indoctrination camp where this terrorist received his life-long training in hating sex and all of its manifestations?
Yes, I’m talking about the Southern Baptist Church and every godforsaken fellow travelling kristian sect. Sex is bad, masturbation is bad, paying for sex is bad, hell just feeling good about anything is bad with Puritans. I wish to Christ that Massasoit would have had the sense to have the Wampanoag massacre every last living one of them before they had a chance to infest the country.
These pernicious terrorist training camps even get government subsidies in the form of tax free status.
New idea. Grant all massage parlors tax free status and confiscate all of the land, properties, and wealth of churches to provide free service for anyone who cannot afford it. Instead of pleasure denying religious terrorist indoctrination camps, set up schools of education in the enlightened pleasures of life: food, sex, friendships, good books, arts, mind altering substances, and lots of hugging, cuddling, toughing, and massages.
I bet we’d be at least half as happy as Finland in no time.
Well that’s today’s unhinged rant. I’m on a lunch break – it’s back to the art salt mines for me.
Enjoy those fish tacos while you can. Pretty soon, liking marine based food will become the new sociology departments latest outrage de jour – “Oh, and I suppose you would like to eat mermaids, too you misogynistic mammalian beat!”
Come to think of it, although never ingesting I have tasted mermaid once – not bad.
Here is a song to celebrate that tasting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDhCgAoggX8
I would eat a mermaid :)
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