I installed my bidet yesterday. Instructions said 8 minutes. Liars. They didn't calculate my ineptitude, I guess. But thirty-eight minutes later, I had everything connected and the floor mopped up. Then for the test. Holy shit (so to speak)! I couldn't believe how accurate the thing is. My eyes bugged out like a squeeze toy, I think. It's a little weird, but it does what it says.
I'll let you know when my handiwork floods the house.
Maybe I shouldn't have led with this. I can't seem to find my way to the next topic. Don't even have one in mind.
Which would recommend I stop here, I guess. Probably so.